What percentage of your workday involves...

[Bobby42]

Don't even claim you work a full 8-hour day when your workday involves the following:

Useless meetings.

Telephone tag.

Writing reports that are required by policy, but read by no one else. Damn, just like my threads.

Taking up smoking, just so you can go outside and bitch with the cool people.

Supervising by email.

Flying off the handle.

Passing the buck.

Playing office politics and plotting your revenge.

Golf

Turning your 15 minutes breaks at 10 a.m. and 3 p.m. into babe recon activity.

Sucking up for the boss.

Taking a shit on company time.

Searching for pron and other inappropriate Internet activity.

[Python]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Bobby42:
Supervising by email.
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LMAO! My guys absolutely hate it when I do that.

Hey, I don't like talking to people.

[enolc]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Bobby42:
Taking a shit on company time.</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

i hate waking up on the company toilet and not knowing how long i've been out.